Wednesday, January 26, 2011
HI GUYS! THIS IS JONATHAN!
By any chance if you come across this, pls add my msn at jonathan@24hrshorny.com. We can chat or link up to play Bridge together :D
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Hello guys! Felix here.
It's been a long while. Hope everyone is enjoying their leaves :)
It's true that good times never last, and regrettably, there are some things that have to be done now. I seek your cooperation in this. Final 2 weeks of our time together.
1. PC Boshen has just recently informed me that we are going to be evicted from our bunks. So everyone is required to book in on the 3rd of Jan 2011, muster by 0730H to clear their bunks.
3rd of Jan I suppose is a holiday in lieu of new year, but because the 33rd batch is coming in on the 4th so we're required to vacate our bunks by the 3rd. The off day will be compensated.
You can drive in to help in removing your barang barang from the bunks, but please do not speed in camp and drive if you drink.
In view of the 33rd total strength, now standing at 50 plus coming over to UDG. All our bunks will be used and I guess we'll be staying out. Negotiations are undergoing for the opponents to staying out, however because 33rd batch takes priority for the rooms, nothing is guaranteed yet.
FAQs.
- What do we need to de-kit and what can we bring home?
Ans: We'll clarify with everyone on the 3rd morning.
- What if I decide to report sick on the 3rd?
Ans: Get ready to sign 1206 for everything liable in your 1206 in your bunk. Amen.
- What if I have appointment on the 3rd?
Ans: If it's a half day appointment, you have half day left to clear the bunks. If you have appointment at 9am and I-dunno-how-you-make-it-6pm (aka whole day appointment), read the answer above.
2. Everyone is required to write a no less than 400 words ORD reflection and send it to wuhiong@gmail.com and 31batch@gmail.com by next friday, 7th Jan 2011. Instructions from MSG Tan.
3. Frantic Seng Fatt Auntie has been harassing warrant officers from DvS and UDG to get our batch to clear our debts before we ORD. Now the debt is standing at 40 plus dollars. I do not know who owe the money, but there's already a list tabulated. Highest amount owed is 20 bucks, I heard. I'll update you all on that on the 3rd too. Please bring enough money to pay up. You know what you did to SENG FATT AUNTIES :)
4. Our kind batchboy who has a mixed blood of China and Korea and bears an extremely hot surname, CFC Xie Chang Jin, is helping our batch to make a class video for ORD. I'm very appreciative for his effort on that because if he doesn't make the move, no one else will. If you say you'd, DON'T LIE. haha. And war is about to start at one of his homeland, Korea. Let him quickly finish this work so he can go protect his country. Edgar especially, don't start the war with the South before Chang Jin go back.
Anyway, to help ease his load and to assist him, would everyone please send him every decent photos you have of 31st batch, be it glam, unglam, decent, vulgar, straight, gay, clothed, semi naked, naked or pictures that make you wonder, "is that a cleavage or a butt crack?". Please zip it up and send it to Chang Jin at homerun115@hotmail.com
5. Last but not least, a belated Merry Christmas and an early HAPPY 2011 to all my batchboys who have went through shit and more shit with me for the past 1 year 9 months. Just 2 more weeks and we'll be heading different directions in life. Like, JK will have to go back to his throne in heaven and Kok Feng will be counselling girls who have problem with sex. We may not even meet in future cos we're mortals and we're guys. So treasure the last few moments together. I'm proud to be in 31st and I hope you're :)
It's been a long while. Hope everyone is enjoying their leaves :)
It's true that good times never last, and regrettably, there are some things that have to be done now. I seek your cooperation in this. Final 2 weeks of our time together.
1. PC Boshen has just recently informed me that we are going to be evicted from our bunks. So everyone is required to book in on the 3rd of Jan 2011, muster by 0730H to clear their bunks.
3rd of Jan I suppose is a holiday in lieu of new year, but because the 33rd batch is coming in on the 4th so we're required to vacate our bunks by the 3rd. The off day will be compensated.
You can drive in to help in removing your barang barang from the bunks, but please do not speed in camp and drive if you drink.
In view of the 33rd total strength, now standing at 50 plus coming over to UDG. All our bunks will be used and I guess we'll be staying out. Negotiations are undergoing for the opponents to staying out, however because 33rd batch takes priority for the rooms, nothing is guaranteed yet.
FAQs.
- What do we need to de-kit and what can we bring home?
Ans: We'll clarify with everyone on the 3rd morning.
- What if I decide to report sick on the 3rd?
Ans: Get ready to sign 1206 for everything liable in your 1206 in your bunk. Amen.
- What if I have appointment on the 3rd?
Ans: If it's a half day appointment, you have half day left to clear the bunks. If you have appointment at 9am and I-dunno-how-you-make-it-6pm (aka whole day appointment), read the answer above.
2. Everyone is required to write a no less than 400 words ORD reflection and send it to wuhiong@gmail.com and 31batch@gmail.com by next friday, 7th Jan 2011. Instructions from MSG Tan.
3. Frantic Seng Fatt Auntie has been harassing warrant officers from DvS and UDG to get our batch to clear our debts before we ORD. Now the debt is standing at 40 plus dollars. I do not know who owe the money, but there's already a list tabulated. Highest amount owed is 20 bucks, I heard. I'll update you all on that on the 3rd too. Please bring enough money to pay up. You know what you did to SENG FATT AUNTIES :)
4. Our kind batchboy who has a mixed blood of China and Korea and bears an extremely hot surname, CFC Xie Chang Jin, is helping our batch to make a class video for ORD. I'm very appreciative for his effort on that because if he doesn't make the move, no one else will. If you say you'd, DON'T LIE. haha. And war is about to start at one of his homeland, Korea. Let him quickly finish this work so he can go protect his country. Edgar especially, don't start the war with the South before Chang Jin go back.
Anyway, to help ease his load and to assist him, would everyone please send him every decent photos you have of 31st batch, be it glam, unglam, decent, vulgar, straight, gay, clothed, semi naked, naked or pictures that make you wonder, "is that a cleavage or a butt crack?". Please zip it up and send it to Chang Jin at homerun115@hotmail.com
5. Last but not least, a belated Merry Christmas and an early HAPPY 2011 to all my batchboys who have went through shit and more shit with me for the past 1 year 9 months. Just 2 more weeks and we'll be heading different directions in life. Like, JK will have to go back to his throne in heaven and Kok Feng will be counselling girls who have problem with sex. We may not even meet in future cos we're mortals and we're guys. So treasure the last few moments together. I'm proud to be in 31st and I hope you're :)
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
THINGS TO DO!!
Hey guys,
All of us have to do our transcripts for our ORD!
First picture will be the Transcript template.
Next up would be 2 sample transcripts you could refer to as reference.
Sample 1.
Sample 2.
Use this to check who do you submit to.
Pls submit your transcripts to your allocated leader by Monday, 22 Nov 2010.
And the time of the year has come for all of us to do our ORD FFI! :D (I can hear our cheers and excitement in front of my com.)
Here are the dates scheduled:
I'm very sorry to inform CFC Lee Jun Kang, CO (headache) Soh Wee Kweng, Chan Kok Feng and Timothy Chew (AKA The legendary Condor and Yang Guo), that they are not allocated any slots for this FFI, most probably due to the case that they are PTP or probably the whole world wishes to see Yang Guo and the legendary condor to have a showdown in SMC or Nee Soon Dental Centre, where medical attention would be given almost immediately should there be a need. Sorry Kweng, I know you want the FFI soon, but I do hope it doesn't give you a big HEADACHE now that it's at a later date :) *peace :D
A major concern for many people is what if their FFI clashes with their overseas trip? Fear not, just simply tell me(felix) and also fill in the dates that you're overseas on the class noticeboard by sunday night, latest monday and we'll do the necessary arrangement. Should you fail to do that, and you fail to go for your FFI, it's not all that bad though you can't ORD on 17th Jan. Cos you won yourself a front row seat to the once in a century Legendary Condor and Yang Guo show down together with JK and Kweng in Jan! Kweng, I hope I add one or two more people to your FFI queue won't give you a bad HEADACHE :) *peace :D
Oh, for people whose appointment dates so suay suay falls on their FFI dates, I'd recommend you to change it. Or else, you can seek advices from our professional team of "APPOINTMENT HOLDERS" namely, CO (APPT): Quan Feng, OC (APPT): Junius and PC (APPT): Aloysius. However, please follow the change of command and there may be days in camp where all three may not be present for consultation. Advices not guaranteed :)
I also recommend that all stay fit and healthy for the FFI. So should you need advice on how to keep yourself clean and stay hygienic, we too have our hygiene specialists: Ian Yong and OPS (Try differentiating them, it's hard. Really hard.) who can give you precious tips on how to keep your HANDS CLEAN and free from things ranging from dirt to WARTS and of course, top quality maintenance of your nasal passage to keep germs away from entering you *peace :)
That's about all for FFI. Last thing to note is that PC Boshen requires all to present during this coming monday's morning brief unless their appointment falls before 0900H. We need to help him stitch back his asshole as it was torn last friday by CPT Lek. If his asshole tears further, his shit will fall on us and things will smell and get a little unpleasant in camp :)
Hooya 31! :)
All of us have to do our transcripts for our ORD!
First picture will be the Transcript template.
Next up would be 2 sample transcripts you could refer to as reference.
Sample 1.
Sample 2.
Use this to check who do you submit to.
Pls submit your transcripts to your allocated leader by Monday, 22 Nov 2010.
And the time of the year has come for all of us to do our ORD FFI! :D (I can hear our cheers and excitement in front of my com.)
Here are the dates scheduled:
I'm very sorry to inform CFC Lee Jun Kang, CO (headache) Soh Wee Kweng, Chan Kok Feng and Timothy Chew (AKA The legendary Condor and Yang Guo), that they are not allocated any slots for this FFI, most probably due to the case that they are PTP or probably the whole world wishes to see Yang Guo and the legendary condor to have a showdown in SMC or Nee Soon Dental Centre, where medical attention would be given almost immediately should there be a need. Sorry Kweng, I know you want the FFI soon, but I do hope it doesn't give you a big HEADACHE now that it's at a later date :) *peace :D
A major concern for many people is what if their FFI clashes with their overseas trip? Fear not, just simply tell me(felix) and also fill in the dates that you're overseas on the class noticeboard by sunday night, latest monday and we'll do the necessary arrangement. Should you fail to do that, and you fail to go for your FFI, it's not all that bad though you can't ORD on 17th Jan. Cos you won yourself a front row seat to the once in a century Legendary Condor and Yang Guo show down together with JK and Kweng in Jan! Kweng, I hope I add one or two more people to your FFI queue won't give you a bad HEADACHE :) *peace :D
Oh, for people whose appointment dates so suay suay falls on their FFI dates, I'd recommend you to change it. Or else, you can seek advices from our professional team of "APPOINTMENT HOLDERS" namely, CO (APPT): Quan Feng, OC (APPT): Junius and PC (APPT): Aloysius. However, please follow the change of command and there may be days in camp where all three may not be present for consultation. Advices not guaranteed :)
I also recommend that all stay fit and healthy for the FFI. So should you need advice on how to keep yourself clean and stay hygienic, we too have our hygiene specialists: Ian Yong and OPS (Try differentiating them, it's hard. Really hard.) who can give you precious tips on how to keep your HANDS CLEAN and free from things ranging from dirt to WARTS and of course, top quality maintenance of your nasal passage to keep germs away from entering you *peace :)
That's about all for FFI. Last thing to note is that PC Boshen requires all to present during this coming monday's morning brief unless their appointment falls before 0900H. We need to help him stitch back his asshole as it was torn last friday by CPT Lek. If his asshole tears further, his shit will fall on us and things will smell and get a little unpleasant in camp :)
Hooya 31! :)
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Germany's Got Talent [HQ]
When she has a crush on you, she'll literally crush you. hahaha
And, that's beri hawt! :D
And please don't sit on the reserved seats on mrt :)
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