Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Hello guys! Felix here.

It's been a long while. Hope everyone is enjoying their leaves :)
It's true that good times never last, and regrettably, there are some things that have to be done now. I seek your cooperation in this. Final 2 weeks of our time together.

1. PC Boshen has just recently informed me that we are going to be evicted from our bunks. So everyone is required to book in on the 3rd of Jan 2011, muster by 0730H to clear their bunks.
3rd of Jan I suppose is a holiday in lieu of new year, but because the 33rd batch is coming in on the 4th so we're required to vacate our bunks by the 3rd. The off day will be compensated.

You can drive in to help in removing your barang barang from the bunks, but please do not speed in camp and drive if you drink.

In view of the 33rd total strength, now standing at 50 plus coming over to UDG. All our bunks will be used and I guess we'll be staying out. Negotiations are undergoing for the opponents to staying out, however because 33rd batch takes priority for the rooms, nothing is guaranteed yet.


FAQs.
- What do we need to de-kit and what can we bring home?
Ans: We'll clarify with everyone on the 3rd morning.

- What if I decide to report sick on the 3rd?
Ans: Get ready to sign 1206 for everything liable in your 1206 in your bunk. Amen.

- What if I have appointment on the 3rd?
Ans: If it's a half day appointment, you have half day left to clear the bunks. If you have appointment at 9am and I-dunno-how-you-make-it-6pm (aka whole day appointment), read the answer above.


2. Everyone is required to write a no less than 400 words ORD reflection and send it to wuhiong@gmail.com and 31batch@gmail.com by next friday, 7th Jan 2011. Instructions from MSG Tan.


3. Frantic Seng Fatt Auntie has been harassing warrant officers from DvS and UDG to get our batch to clear our debts before we ORD. Now the debt is standing at 40 plus dollars. I do not know who owe the money, but there's already a list tabulated. Highest amount owed is 20 bucks, I heard. I'll update you all on that on the 3rd too. Please bring enough money to pay up. You know what you did to SENG FATT AUNTIES :)


4. Our kind batchboy who has a mixed blood of China and Korea and bears an extremely hot surname, CFC Xie Chang Jin, is helping our batch to make a class video for ORD. I'm very appreciative for his effort on that because if he doesn't make the move, no one else will. If you say you'd, DON'T LIE. haha. And war is about to start at one of his homeland, Korea. Let him quickly finish this work so he can go protect his country. Edgar especially, don't start the war with the South before Chang Jin go back.

Anyway, to help ease his load and to assist him, would everyone please send him every decent photos you have of 31st batch, be it glam, unglam, decent, vulgar, straight, gay, clothed, semi naked, naked or pictures that make you wonder, "is that a cleavage or a butt crack?". Please zip it up and send it to Chang Jin at homerun115@hotmail.com



5. Last but not least, a belated Merry Christmas and an early HAPPY 2011 to all my batchboys who have went through shit and more shit with me for the past 1 year 9 months. Just 2 more weeks and we'll be heading different directions in life. Like, JK will have to go back to his throne in heaven and Kok Feng will be counselling girls who have problem with sex. We may not even meet in future cos we're mortals and we're guys. So treasure the last few moments together. I'm proud to be in 31st and I hope you're :)

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